I done gone to Canada! Noelle and I went to Montreal for the weekend. I'd forgotten what a strange city it is. It's seedy and confused. But also contains beauty and sweet people. And the food...
So first we passed though Burlington, VT, and got our dirty hippie groove on. Also, we checked out the local art scene:
Noelle looks so composed after several drinks.
Kelly: Montreal is known for its fur trade and prostitution.
Noelle: So its fur trade . . . and its fur trade.
We stayed at an apartment that had questionable art, including what appears to be a nipple above my pillow:
Can we talk about this bathroom? Showering required kneeling. It was a game of Crouching Kelly, Hidden Soap.
***Quick--does anyone have a bottle opener? Or a GIANT COCK?